Borfused

(adj.) bored and confused.

-Miranda Calhoon

Abbyville Commons

(n.) the county seat of Clemanteno County in Upstate Fabessman. The residence of such esteemed personages as Abby "the Butt" Bessman (mayor), Miranda "Cashmere" Calhoon (City Council President) and Matthew Warren (founder of teen sensation WarrenPeace).

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

Afternoon

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between 6 pm and 10 pm.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Evening

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between the hours of 10 pm and 3 am. The most productive and social hours of the day.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Imprestify

(v.) to impress and terrify simultaniously. The act was originated by Miranda Calhoon

also: Imprestified (adj.) the way one feels when in the presence of Miranda Calhoon when she's unveiling an evil plot

-Alex Blanchette

Midday

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between 4 pm and 6 pm. When sleeping late, this is when one might wake up or when one may meet someone for a lunch date.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Morning

(n.)

1. time of day not seen by civilized people.
2. in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between the hours of 10 am and 4 pm. These are considered acceptable times to wake up and meals eaten at this time of day are considered "breakfast".

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Night

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between the hours of 3 am and 10 am. The early hours are best spent winding down with friends and the bulk of which is traditionally spent sleeping.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Radioble

(adj.) quality of a song that is catchy enough to appeal to unsophisticated radio listeners.

-Miranda Calhoon