Abbyville Commons

(n.) the county seat of Clemanteno County in Upstate Fabessman. The residence of such esteemed personages as Abby "the Butt" Bessman (mayor), Miranda "Cashmere" Calhoon (City Council President) and Matthew Warren (founder of teen sensation WarrenPeace).

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

Daisy Does America

(adj.) when used in whole, an adjective meaning roughly, sucky.

Ex. "This has been a pretty daisy does america night."

also: Daisy (n.) a person who sucks. Big time.

Ex. "Rusty is such a daisy."

also: Does America (v.) the act of sucking. Horribly.

Ex. "Clemson House food really does america."

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

Reflexion

(n.) one's power over his reflexes very late at night.

Ex. Dude, don't throw that at me, I don't have good reflexion.

-Matthew Warren

Urine't

(n. contraction) Urine. NOT!!! Used primarily as a response to an inquiry as to what you are drinking

Ex.
"What are you drinking?"
"Urine't!"

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

Y'arn't

(v.) You Are Not

Ex. You think you're too cool for school, but guess what. Y'arn't.

Sounds Like: "yarn" with a "t" at the end

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman