Monipropriate

(adj.) type of comments or actions that verge on sexual harassment, but are forgiven because the perpetrator is so pure of heart.

-Abby Bessman

Canoogle

(v.) to discover new google features and share them with joy; to show affection towards Google, Google features, Googled results, or even Googling friends.

Ex. "Canoogle your Google!"

-Dia Zaferopulos and Abby Bessman

Googlasm

(n.) An orgasm brought on by the excitement of discovering a sexy new Google feature

-Dia Zaferopulos and Abby Bessman

Abbyville Commons

(n.) the county seat of Clemanteno County in Upstate Fabessman. The residence of such esteemed personages as Abby "the Butt" Bessman (mayor), Miranda "Cashmere" Calhoon (City Council President) and Matthew Warren (founder of teen sensation WarrenPeace).

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

Afternoon

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between 6 pm and 10 pm.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Boochy

(adj.) Hybrid from the roots "booty" and "hoochy". Used to describe something that is scandalous and trashy around the butt region, most often a pair of shorts.

-Emily and Abby Bessman

Daisy Does America

(adj.) when used in whole, an adjective meaning roughly, sucky.

Ex. "This has been a pretty daisy does america night."

also: Daisy (n.) a person who sucks. Big time.

Ex. "Rusty is such a daisy."

also: Does America (v.) the act of sucking. Horribly.

Ex. "Clemson House food really does america."

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

Evening

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between the hours of 10 pm and 3 am. The most productive and social hours of the day.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Fabulopimptasticoolassmartypantabular

(adj.) related to Abby Bessman (Emily Bessman)

-Abby Bessman

Forty-six

(v.) to crash face-first into the floor in a particularly humorous way especially if the cause is a mechanical device such as a moving sidewalk.

-Bessman women

Fruitard

(n.)

1. a person so dumb it's silly
2. a retard who is a bit fruity

also: Fruitarded (adj.) fruitard-like

-Brittany Mosher and Abby Bessman

Fuke

(v.) to exclaim as if in pain when, in fact, y'arn't. (For example, shouting "OW!!!" when someone gently taps your shoulder.) ["Did I hurt you?" "No, I was just fuking."]

Sounds like: rhymes with "puke"

-Ryan Wilson, Abby Bessman, and the girl we met at the Tiger

Glands, The

(n.) potentially fatal illness characterized by a feeling of thickness in the cranial region, loss of voice, and loss of all will to succeed. Commonly contracted in contingency with the more common illness called "The Finals"

-Dia Zaferopulos and Abby Bessman

Mathenese

(n.) language of Math. Like Latin, not commonly a spoken language.

-Abby Bessman

Midday

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between 4 pm and 6 pm. When sleeping late, this is when one might wake up or when one may meet someone for a lunch date.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Morning

(n.)

1. time of day not seen by civilized people.
2. in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between the hours of 10 am and 4 pm. These are considered acceptable times to wake up and meals eaten at this time of day are considered "breakfast".

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Night

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between the hours of 3 am and 10 am. The early hours are best spent winding down with friends and the bulk of which is traditionally spent sleeping.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Oneversation

(n.)

1. a conversation carried on without the participation or acknowledgment of the audience.
2. A premeditated conversation in one's mind in which one plans his own speech and imagines the audience's response.

Sounds like: won-ver-say-shun

also: Oneversate (v.) the act of having a oneversation

-Abby Bessman, with the support of Dia Zaferopulos and this guy Abby used to date named Chris

Stanky

(adj.) hybrid of stinky and skanky. Describes a level of skankiness that causes one to make the bad-smell face.

-Emily and Abby Bessman

Thong

(v.) to show one's thong over the top of her pants.

Ex. Oh man, I thonged the whole classroom in my low-rise pants.

-Abby Bessman