Onboarding

(v.) – the act of bringing someone on board.

"We don’t do a good job onboarding new hires."

-overheard by Penny Bessman in an Accenture elevator

Thuglet

(n.) A small child dressed like P. Diddy. The thugged-out child of a gangbanger. Any kid wearing more bling than Elizabeth Taylor. The speedy augmentation of their species was first noted in a Joliet mall where vast numbers of thuglets were being hauled around by their single, teenaged mothers.

-Penny Bessman

Forty-six

(v.) to crash face-first into the floor in a particularly humorous way especially if the cause is a mechanical device such as a moving sidewalk.

-Bessman women

Shacky

(n.) Radio Shack employee or someone who hangs out at 'The Shack'

-Penny Bessman

Unportant

(adj.) Important to you, but not to me. For example, information about your cat's allergies. This is important to you, because this information can be used to prevent your cat from puking in your bed. Unportant to me, because I don't own a cat, will never sleep in your bed, and, basically, couldn't care less.

-Abby Bessman, with inspiration from Penny Bessman