Unportant

(adj.) Important to you, but not to me. For example, information about your cat's allergies. This is important to you, because this information can be used to prevent your cat from puking in your bed. Unportant to me, because I don't own a cat, will never sleep in your bed, and, basically, couldn't care less.

-Abby Bessman, with inspiration from Penny Bessman

Unteresting

(adj.) Completely not interesting. Like that story you just told me!

-Jason Waller

Urine't

(n. contraction) Urine. NOT!!! Used primarily as a response to an inquiry as to what you are drinking

Ex.
"What are you drinking?"
"Urine't!"

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

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