Dictionabby

Clutch

(v.) to grip or hold tightly or firmly

(adj.) dependable in crucial situations; knowing the location of karaoke in rural Indiana

-engineers visiting Indiana

Man-Me-Downs

(n. pl.) Boyfriends you pass along when you tire of them.

-Ann

Monipropriate

(adj.) type of comments or actions that verge on sexual harassment, but are forgiven because the perpetrator is so pure of heart.

-Abby Bessman

Fun Fact

(n.) Tidbit of information that is fun, but not necessarily true. Also, information that is not fun but might be true, or that one can convince strangers is true.

-IIE Conference goers of Clemson

Allening

(v.) meaning unknown; Something that happens in the Great Gatsby

-Laura Calhoon

Gaypri

see: manpri

Sounds like: guh-pree

-Jason Waller

Borfused

(adj.) bored and confused.

-Miranda Calhoon

Onboarding

(v.) – the act of bringing someone on board.

"We don’t do a good job onboarding new hires."

-overheard by Penny Bessman in an Accenture elevator

Douche-Baggery

(n.) the effects of a douche-bag

-Kerry Waller

Tocks

(n.) Short for 'buttocks'.

Origin: "Hey Aunt Annie- Check out my tocks!" Then Aunt Annie is mooned during the execution of an underwater pool soumersault.

-Ann's Nephew

(n.) A small child dressed like P. Diddy. The thugged-out child of a gangbanger. Any kid wearing more bling than Elizabeth Taylor. The speedy augmentation of their species was first noted in a Joliet mall where vast numbers of thuglets were being hauled around by their single, teenaged mothers.

-Penny Bessman

Prostitot

(n.) a young girl or child clad in the garb of a hooker, commonly found amongst the youth of Philly. May or may not be soliciting sex, its impossible to tell from her appearance.

-Emily Bessman

Canoogle

(v.) to discover new google features and share them with joy; to show affection towards Google, Google features, Googled results, or even Googling friends.

Ex. "Canoogle your Google!"

-Dia Zaferopulos and Abby Bessman

Googlasm

(n.) An orgasm brought on by the excitement of discovering a sexy new Google feature

-Dia Zaferopulos and Abby Bessman

Abbyville Commons

(n.) the county seat of Clemanteno County in Upstate Fabessman. The residence of such esteemed personages as Abby "the Butt" Bessman (mayor), Miranda "Cashmere" Calhoon (City Council President) and Matthew Warren (founder of teen sensation WarrenPeace).

-Matthew Warren and Abby Bessman

Advinol

(n.) combination pain killer with more power than Advil and Tylenol combined

-Molly Nordmeyer

Afternoon

(n.) in Abbyville Commons, the time of day occuring between 6 pm and 10 pm.

-Miranda Calhoon and Abby Bessman

Apps

(n.) restaurant slang for appetizers

-the movie Beautiful Girls

Badassitude

(n.) Quality possessed by the truly bad-ass. An essence that cannot be immitated or acquired, but is inborn. Those with badassitude can strike fear in the hearts of pirates and ninjas with just one look.

-Sean Callot

Boochy

(adj.) Hybrid from the roots "booty" and "hoochy". Used to describe something that is scandalous and trashy around the butt region, most often a pair of shorts.

-Emily and Abby Bessman

Brary

(v.) the act of hitting up the library with your closest, funnest friends.

Ex. "Yeah, I could brary. See you in 10."

-Dia Zaferopulos

Cadillatic

(n.) street slang for the Cadillac of a math whiz. Used most often in rap music and rhymed with "quadratic"

-Michael Hunley

Charlie-style

(adj.) sucking by choice; losing not because you lack the ability to win, but because you hate being awesome.

-Dana Smith

Closerness

(adj.) the essence, the enjoyable feeling of having your audience move closer to you.

-Brian Wright

Daisy Does America

(adj.) when used in whole, an adjective meaning roughly, sucky.

Ex. "This has been a pretty daisy does america night."

also: Daisy (n.) a person who sucks. Big time.

Ex. "Rusty is such a daisy."

also: Does America (v.) the act of sucking. Horribly.

Ex. "Clemson House food really does america."